I Haven’t Had A Green Vegetable In Weeks

By Kleinheider Posted on January 8, 2009 at 9:40 pm

Katherine Miller has a few problems with the state of menfolk Vanderbilt University:

So, every girl at Vanderbilt laments this at some point, praying steadfastly that this is just a Vanderbilt thing and not a modern America thing, but it still remains true: Too many Vandy guys are girls. Y’all have shown potential and we love that you’re intelligent, but it’s time to man up.

Last year, my roommate, a few of our friends and I made a list of things real men do not do. It’s time to dust it off for 2009.

Let’s start slow: No salads and no diet soda. Again, you’re not a girl, stop eating like one. While eating, remember: You probably shouldn’t be able to identify and compliment a girl with, “Nice Vineyard Vines bag.” This has happened. I was there.

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